Attack Girl Swim Team vs The Undead

On recommendation I checked this movie out. Needless to say, I got Rick Rolled into watching a porn. I can't even say soft core cause I am pretty sure there is some hard core scenes here that don't show every thing. I had a vague idea of what I was walking into when I got this from Netflix (Blockbuster would NEVER carry this. Maybe that's why they are out of business.) but knowing and actually watching are two different things. Thank god I didn't play this for a family BBQ.

Anything Vivid or Analbolic turns out now looks like Oscar worthy performances. Although there are some highlights. I mean literally the main adult film actress threw nose plugs with metal spikes attached. And that's not the worse part: Laser dildo weapon makes an appearance.

Can't say I enjoyed the movie but not knowing exactly what I was watching could have been the difference. Seriously, maybe I would have thought different if instead of popcorn and soda I brought tissues and lotion. Wow is all I can say.

Next up in the queue: Casablanca. I will need that to wipe the stench off me.